Is this life in paradise?

Defintiely not! It's been a pretty ordinary couple of weeks here in the B-K household. I've had to deal with both kids having gastro followed of course, by me getting it. Next, Megan took a tumble in the bath and gave herself a corker of a shiner (see pics below) and finally, Dave had a shutdown at work so has been on night shift for the past several nights leaving me here to cope with the kids by myself. Aiden has spent the morning chucking a patty because he desparately wants to see his daddy who happens to be dead tired and is attempting to sleep amongst this mayhem... Needless to say I am feeling like I need a holiday right now... any offers to take two kids off my hands for a week or so (or perhaps a year or two)???